Freeze! Put your hands up!
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : You!
Offense#: N710331.1207D - in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During a standard and routine patrol of all Internet users, we, the Internet Police, have found that you have been sitting in your chair and in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to:
Clean up your desk. Remove all the cans, glasses, candy wrappers and papers that currently inhabit the top of your desk. WIPE THAT SMILE FROM YOUR FACE! Yes, we can see you right now, so sit up straight and pay attention. Only after you have logged off of the Internet, left the virtual world behind you and joined other real human beings in the real world for at least one hour will you be allowed to resume your surfing of the Internet waves.
Failure to fully comply with these stipulations can and WILL result in:
Permanent loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The sooner you get off your duff the sooner you can visit your favourite web site again.
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